2002 funny mail

* Columbine PaintBall MailBag *

Public response has been unexpectedly warm and full of praise!

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From: Brian Mathews [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 27-Feb-02 16:40
To: [email protected]
Subject: Please read.
Just thought I would let you know how I feel towards your site.  I think you and whoever came up with the recreation of this are just as evil as the real killers.  I despise you.  Many people despise you.  This is terrible, you should not recreate something that was so horrific as this incident.  Please, i ask of you to re-consider a new theme.
We think that World War 2 was pretty horrific and there are plenty of movies and games that attempt to reproduce WW2. We do not understand how this is different. Maybe we are not competent enough to establish double-standards.

From: Richy C [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 1-Mar-02 11:00
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your sickness

You must be joking about your whole columbine experience. How can you take that pure hate and try to make it “a safe and fun experience?” People were slaughtered in that attack, and you even think it would be fun to remake it? I hope you get sued by every relative of every victim of that attack. You are a sick, worthless child. Grow up, leave paintball alone. Let me guess, your next addition will be 9/11 paintball, “experience the thrill of having a boeing dismantle your body as a worker, know w hat i t’s like to be crushed by tons of metal while you try to save someone who’s dead or dieng from falling 600 feet. What a thrill!” I hope you die in a terrorist attack, so you too can feel the rush of being an “innocent victim.” Bastard.

People remake battles all the time. Thanks for your suggestions, we’ll go to work on that right now.

From: adam gilbert [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 1-Mar-02 11:44
To: [email protected]
Subject: ummm… why did you do that

i took a look at your web site about the whole comlumbine stuff and i think its fucked up and i want it to stop. i am a a paintball player i play in the pan am seris and i hate to see soemthing give paintball a bad name. your calling people killers… you can atleast call them elimanators or something that isnt about killing. your giving it a bad name i know your canadian in all and that explains a lot but i would apreciate it you would stop it now.

We do not have any “comlumbine” stuff. You should send your mail to the right place.

From: Evan [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 1-Mar-02 13:11
To: [email protected]
Subject: You Sick Morons
Dear Whoever the Hell you think you are,
That is most horible idea I have heard for paintball. You are all a bunch of sick morons. I dont even think your site is real. I think its a joke. What kind of sick fucks recreat a colombine masacre? Your images dont even match your site so you can tell.
-Screw you
Dear Screw You, come see the facility, come see if it’s real. You chicken?

From: Brown [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 1-Mar-02 18:48
To: [email protected]
Subject: That Is Absurd!

I am nothing short of shocked… I cannot believe that you guys are sick enough to do something like this. Taking such a tragedy where people died and practically making a mockery of it, is just wrong. I am a paintball player and I enjoy the sport very much, and I’ll be damned to see people like you take this sport and twist into something like this. Personally I can’t wait until the law suits start to fly and you guys bite it. I’m sorry if I sound very rude but how rude do you think you guys are being to the families of the victims? How do you think they feel knowing that their kids death’s are being cashed in so somebody else can make a profit? I urge you to call this off and scrap this “project”. This almost makes me ashamed about being associated with this sport, but I realize that this is not the sport of paintball! This, no matter what some people may say, does not in any way represent the sport I love. The “real” sport IS a sport, it is not about some recreated war zone in any way. So please stop this and call off what you are doing with this.


Nathaniel Brown

Stillwater, Oklahoma

It has been two years so far and no lawsuits. If the parents didn’t think of making their own Columbine Paintball and cashing in on their loss that’s not our problem. We did, and WE are the ones making the money. No matter the scenario, people are still running around shooting themselves up and doing some exercise that requires skill and stamina. We still call that a sport. If you don’t call this a sport maybe you are not getting the exercise recommended by your physician.

From: The Korean [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 1-Mar-02 19:44
To: [email protected]
Subject: Morality
I must say that your “scenerio” is quite horrible to even think of.  Using the Columbine tragedy as a promotional device to make a profit?  Thousands of members from the paintball community have expressed thier regret in having such a company support paintball in such a negative way.  Proposing to re-live the horrid experience that noone would even want to re-live.  You say this “game” will be fun?  How is it going to be fun when your re-inactment of killing innocent students?  Paintball is a safe sport and should not be related to factual life crimes such as the Combine tragedy.  Paintball is a sport so try not to ruin it by including these sick ideas with it.  Whoever thought of this scenrio of yours must be extremly derranged and should seek help.  Im serious.
We don’t know what a “scenerio” is, however we’ll take your word for it. Our facility is not related to any “Combine tragedy”, you must have us confused with another equally elite paintball facility. We’d like you to provide the link to this facilities’ website, we are curious to see how they have made a paintball scenario out of combine accidents. Nobody here has thought up any “scenrio”, but we prefer to think that being deranged is borderline genius, and so far the astronomical profits from our business is good enough proof for us. How is Korea doing, alright?

From: Brad Hopper [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 2-Mar-02 15:28
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine?

You guys are sick, how could you re-create such a twisted, evil tragedy? I am VERY angry at you morons for creating such a monstrosity. This makes me want to throw up.

Our health is quite fine, thanks. You are right about the monstrosity, our facility is fucking huge. Send us a picture of your puke.

From: EsPiOnAgE [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 2-Mar-02 16:35
To: [email protected]
Subject: Discusting
You will be among many who have failed while receiving minor injuries.

From: john [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 2-Mar-02 17:15
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected]
Subject: Cool`
I just wanted to say that I play pro/am paintball and i think you fuckers are sick, you support in Laden? shut this site down. Get your buisness like all other fields you sick fuckers
Actually Laden is the company we hired for the construction of our facility and they actually donated parts of it. If something happens to it, you’ll have to deal with their mad asses, not ours.

From: mwm [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 2-Mar-02 20:16
To: [email protected]
Whether or not this is a sick joke, you are sick as a person/people.
We here persons/people are feeling quite fine, thanks.

From: Joshua [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 09:20
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine Paintball
That is so messed up, dont you have a clue, that is so discusting and wrong, you are also giving paintball the name that we are trying to get away from as much as posible, take your site and operation down asap, before you get sued or someone kills you for being so screwed up.
We had a few gung ho warriors that tried to infiltrate our facility to kill us. These assholes left our facility in an ambulance so much they were blue from being pummeled by paintballs. Imagine the paramedics picking him up while he screams himself senseless because anywhere the paramedics touched him hurt like a motherfucker. Proud moments for our troops, our live-in interns did a great job.

From: Larry De La Briandais [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 13:37
To: [email protected]
Subject: Since you asked

I hope this is “only” some sick joke. How anyone in their right mind would be interested in something like this is beond me. Turn this into a “normal” indoor paintball field. With any luck “Columbine” has some sort of trade mark to force you to stop. This is SICK.

It is not a joke. As for trademarks, we created them and we own them, just in case some assholes wanted to start putting trademarks on it to come after us. Sorry.

From: tunaman5 [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 13:47
To: [email protected]
Subject: Assholes
You people are true assholes.  You are creating a piece of shit scenario that will cause nothing but problems.  Cease and desist now or you will forever regret opening this piss-poor website.  You ought to be ashamed of your self.  We are contacting the attorney general to have this crap banned.  You are a DISGRACE to the sport of paintball.
The Attorney General does not have authority over here. What are you going to ban anyways? Going to ban free speech? Maybe this is becoming a common practice by your government since 9-11, but here that kind of this does not really happen.

From: Ivan Milosovich [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 13:59
To: [email protected]
Subject: collumbine paintball


As much of a buisness as this may be, this is horribly wrong. You are promoting the wrong aspects of paintball entirely. Moreover you are glorifing the whole collumbine event.

While the game itself might be fun, your marketing of it makes me sick. I’m sure that any families of the victims would be outraged at what you have on your website.

Seriously consider what you have done here. And if you honestly believe that there is nothing wrong with what you have done here, I pray for your souls.

We are not aware of any “collumbine” event, however we will pass on your constructive criticism to our marketing department. We don’t want people to be sick, but for them to have fun. Thanks for your prayers, it makes us all warm inside.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 14:11
To: [email protected]
i think your name is in poor taste. and detrimental to paintball. i wish you would consider changing it. thanks,
kasey miller
Change it to what? It would not be very representative of what we are doing if we change our name.

From: jujigote [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 15:00
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine experience

are you people sick? Why would anyone want to re-create such a trajedy? Maybe we should re-create the Lorraina Bobbit experience on you!!!! You are just making a bad name for paintball. The game is not about killing!!!!!!!!!

Our health is quite fine, thanks. We re-created this tragedy to make money. Paintball is not about killing, but “marking”. Perhaps you should read-up on Paintball to understand the sport.

From: Kohl Leger [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 15:09
To: [email protected]
Subject: Disgusted

I am an avid paintballer. I like to promote our sport to those who do not play and defend it from those who think we are a bunch of paramilitary guys running around the woods shooting each other. Columbine was a horrible tragedy. I feel you are doing paintball a great disservice by playing a paintball game based off of such a terrible event. Not only will it give the media more ammunition against us, it is just plain bad taste. I dont mind the SWAT vs. Criminals thing, but please reconsider your use of the Columbine tradegy as a marketing point. I dont want to see the media latch onto MY sport and drag it through the mud. Thanks, Kohl Leger


When in doubt, duck. When certain, don’t bother, you’re already screwed.

We thought that paintball was just that, guys running in the woods shooting each other. It’s OUR sport too. We built a paintball facility, what have YOU done?

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 15:20
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

Hey, Why don’t you geniuses think of something much less offensive to do.
Our sport suffers enough bullshit, without idiots like you.

How about a post-office shooting re-enactment?

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 15:34
To: [email protected]
Subject: Wow your destroying the sport of paintball

you are obviously a very sadistic person, you are ruining the reputation of a very good sport, paintball has very little to do w/ columbine, the way that you say on your site that you want to remember the ones lost is a load of crap, you do not respect the dead by recreating their deaths, I don’t know what sick people would get a rush from this, but i would not and I hope that your site and entire organization fails miserably.


Lawrence Heisler

The sick people that get a rush from Columbine Paintball are our American customers. Business is outstanding, so good luck with that “hope” shit.

From: David M. Jones [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 15:49
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine Paintball
This is a joke right? Not only is this disrespectful to those whole lost their lives, it is so to their families as well. This also gives the sport of paintball a black-eye, as it is supposed to be a game of tag, not a game involving ‘shooting’ and pretending to kill others. Your field is a mockery to a great sport, and I hope that your sales and financial well-being reflect that as well.
David M. Jones
We’re very sorry. We thought the whole idea of paintball was to pretend to shoot everybody, and that’s why we use paintballs instead of bullets. Maybe we missed something. You are right, our financial revenues really are making a mockery of the puny revenues of other paintball sites.

From: Adam Connolly [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 15:59
To: [email protected]
Subject: Fuck
Take this shit off the net fags
We never put on the net fags, so we can’t really take it off them.

From: hagen [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 16:03
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine PaintBall
You make me sick.
Hagen makes animal accessories like aquarium air pumps right?

From: Jake Guptill [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 16:05
To: [email protected]
Subject: Nice…

Columbine Paintball?  I think that is a terrible idea.  If you truly like paintball, then get rid of this.  You are doing major damage to the sport of paintball.  This is very insensitive and inappropriate.  I am a field owner in MN and I can tell you from experience that it is hard for people to accept paintball as it is.  We don’t need a bunch of idiots re-creating columbine.  If you hate paintball and want to see it made illegal, then I can see why you would continue this nonsense.

If you want to make an Urban Paintball field by all means do it.  But to call it Columbine Paintball is beyond belief and very wrong.

-Jake Guptill

Diehard Paintball

No damage to paintball is being done, paintball keeps on spreading and our friends at other paintball fields are having a blast with the sport. We are not seeing people not accepting paintball. Perhaps you opened your business in the wrong area and should consider relocating.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 16:25
To: [email protected]
Subject: your facility

To whom it may concern,
This idea to recreate colombine as a paintball scenario could be one of the sickest most heartless things you could do. I find it disgraceful that you would try and capitolize on the tragedy that befell many helpless victims here in the states.
I can only assume that this is a joke cant believe any one can be that increadibly insensitive. Think about what you are promoting, and look at the bad name your giving to the sport of painball.

Daniel Holms

We’ll take your ford for that “colombine” thing since we are not familiar with. We are promoting the safe and popular sport of paintball, when you are promoting bad written English. We are curious about this “painball” you speak of. Sounds painful.

From: Jeffrey Espejo [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 16:26
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your Field

Columbine paintball? that is VERY VERY SICK you should have some consideration for those who died at columbine AND for the paintball community! your the kind of business that brings a bad rep for paintball.
YOU WILL be hearing from other players and companys.

Jeffrey Espejo


You are right about hearing from other players!

—–Original Message—–
From: David Patchell [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 16:31
To: [email protected]
Subject: You sick fucks!
You people are all a bunch of sick fucks and I hope you all burn in hell. You people are trying to capitalize on a tragedy, you pieces of shit. I hope the cops shut you down and throw your asses in jail for the rest of your worthless lives.
We are not TRYING to capitalize on a tragedy, we ARE capitalizing on a tragedy. The cops came 6 times to shut us down, for breaking which laws is unknown to us, and we fucking painted their asses red and yellow like crazy motherfuckers even though they came in greater numbers each time. We out-gunned the cops the 6 times they came with their shitloads of cruisers and shit. We have built ourselves a fort with our facility and anyone short of the army is going to go back crying red and yellow paint.

From: Douglas Colman [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 16:58
To: [email protected]
Subject: wow…

As an avid paintballer in Canada I like to see as many Canadian paintball fields as possible. But I think you’ve crossed the line of decency. I don’t like seeing a sport I care about and support to be associated with tragedy. Your exploitation is the worst I’ve seen. For the good of paintball and the Canadian image I ask that you remove your site from the web.

Douglas Colman.

If we remove the site from the web, the paintball facility is still there. So, why bother.

From: Wade Fong [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:03
To: [email protected]
Subject: you guys are messed up!

dude..that’s just wrong. Dont you guys realize that it’s fked to be doing that kind of shit? You just dont make scenerio games that are based on that stuff.

That’s just wrong.

We don’t know what “scenerio” games are, but we’d like to know.

From: Lawrence “TB” Wright [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:14
To: [email protected]
Subject: Great

Very interested in playing both the Killer and SWAT team. Can you please send some information. I am in the states and will be bringing a few other friends so I need some information concerning weapons laws and such in Canada. Do you have outside photos and such? Also on a given day how many people are in attendance? 281-528-8308 is my phone number, looking forward to hearing from you.

Maybe in the States you play paintball with weapons, but not here in Canada. Do not bring any weapons, just your markers. We can handle as many people as a school can handle, so there are many people in attendance all the time. You won’t be alone. We see by your phone number that you are still living with Jennifer on Cranberry Trail in Spring, Texas. Is that your mom or sister?

From: Eric John MacGregor [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:21
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your course and buisness is disgusting!
I am just writing to confer that you and your buisness associates are sick, and mentaly disabled individuals. The paintball world (American, and Canadian) is right now conferring to shut you down. So if this is a real buisness I suggest you think about a differant theme for your park. We will have links up on every paintball website so fast, you wont even know what happenned. Right now we are having people in Manitoba, check it out to see if this buisness of yours is real. And if it is, we will take action.
Thanks for your time.
Eric MacGregor
Team Rush
If we mentally disable we wouldn’t be able to do this: “She sells sea shells by the sea shore”. Good luck shutting us down, many have tried and failed while returning home covered in paint.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:30
To: [email protected]
Subject: hey

My lawyers will contact you in 3 days, this is sick and I am disgusted with your mindset and your greed to make money off of a horrible dispicable a ct.

Your message is dated March 3rd 2002. July 27th 2003 now, well over 3 days from your message and still no contact. Maybe your greedy shark lawyers are appreciating the business sense we have, are impressed with our cash raking, and decided to back off.

From: Mike Rosenlund- Dark Raven Studios [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:38
To: [email protected]
Subject: what are oyu thinking!?!?!
The sport has a bad enough name as it is, change your field now, thats just disguting you horribal people
“Disguting” is “horribal”.

From: Kevin Grover [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:44
To: [email protected]
Subject: paintball
To whom it may concern
I feel that your scenario game about the Columbine tragedey is outrage !  also that you would even gone up with a idea like this is morbid also what kind of  impact this will have on the paintball community when the media gets a hold of this
We can’t wait for the free publicity.

From: Eric John MacGregor [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:45
Subject: You Sick Basterd!
The paintball community has recently triped upon your sick, and demented website located at http://www.columbine.etowns.net/. This site is a desperate appeal for attention, from a sick, and fucked up individual. You should either get some counsiling, or get a life. This does not represent the paintball community very well. Or the canadian paintball community for that matter. How about you stop beeing a dick, and delete the website. Before we contact your host site, and have the paintball players willing, to e-mail them, and ask them to remove your access to the internet. Also, I hope you are over 18. Because if this disgusting site does not get removed from the internet. You, or your parents will be getting some calls. From paintballers all over the world. We will also be willing to go as far as contacting your local news station about this. And if none of this changes your mind, you really dont deserve anything.
We are still here. You chickened out you pussy cunt.

From: John Ma [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 17:58
To: [email protected]
Subject: in regaurds to your paintball field….
Paintball is one of the top five played extream sport and currently rappidly growing. There are many things that give paintball a bad prespective and making it look like a war simulation while it is very far apart from real combat. Myself, i am a ver y serious tournament player.

Why am i emailing you? The reason is because your field in my opionion is giving people a REALLY bad prespective of wonderful sport of paintball. It looks as if your trying to make paintball into a war/combat simulation by calling your field “Columbi ne”. The reason is because when most people hear teh word “Columbine”, they think guns, shootings, violence, ect. And mixed with the word paintball… it makes them think they are grouped as similar catagories ie war/combat. And calling paintball marker s wea pons dosn’t help either.

I’m sure tons of dallars was spent into making this field, but i really do think your field is bad to the TRUE paintball community.

John M.

You bet your ass paintball is growing rapidly, and we are glad to help contribute to the number of facilities available. Maybe that will put some “prespective” into what we are doing. We send you our “regaurds”.

From: Chris DuBois [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 18:24
To: [email protected]
Subject: Joke?
Please, Please, PLEASE tell me this place is a joke! If not, I feel you need to seek professional help.
Chris DuBois
It’s a joke, but only because you said “please” three times. And, we ARE the professional help.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 18:53
To: [email protected]
Subject: What the **** is this!?!?!

By creating this scenario, you are not only badmouthing the sport of paintball, but you are dishonoring those that died at Columbine. Maybe its because your a canadian jackass, but this shit should not be tolerated, and I will see to it that your business will be ended.

Another point is that you mention how a group of students wanted to be the killers. That shows a very disturbing and plain out gross trend about the teens in your area. Why dont we put you into a real life recreation of Columbine, and see how you feel as you are mercilessly shot again and again by a deranged highschooler. If you had any decency, you would close your business immediatly.

This points out two things to me. One. Canadians are sick and perverted people that make a game out of a tragic event. and Two. You are just plain JACKASSES!!!!


A very upset American Youth

We have created this facility to honor these people and your comment is very offensive to think otherwise. You should be mercilessly shot in the nuts repeatedly for dishonoring your people. Second, we are not PLAIN jackasses, we are extraordinary jackasses, jackass.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 19:00
To: [email protected]
Subject: your bullshit

take this fucking shit off your site right the fuck now or ill bust a cap in yo azz beycoh

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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 19:38
To: [email protected]
Subject: hey

what the hell is this shit?!?!?! this is unbelievable! are you trying to give paintball a bad name??? you need to do somthing else in your free time before somthing bad happens to you for having a website like that

This shit is a paintball facility. Unbelievable, eh? Why do something else when the money is good? Maybe you should do “somthing” before “somthing” bad happens to you for having such bad spelling.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 19:46
To: [email protected]
Subject: What?

Why would you want to play a game based on Columbine? Your actually hurting this sport by playing this game. This has to be a joke, because nobody i s this inconsiderate and stupid. Do you have bo respect for the students at Columbine?


We have much respect for them and invite them to come play with us, give us a few pointers on what we missed on the recreation.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 19:48
To: [email protected]
Subject: APPALLING!!!

I am appalled by how willing you are to take advantage of other peoples suffering in order to make a few bucks. If this is for real and is a real business I would be ashamed of myself for even participating much less organizing this event. I play paintball very often and it has nothing to do with killing, which is what you are making it out to be. It is a game that I love, but buddy you have taken it way to far. I don’t understand how you got an insurance company or the money to pay for the facilities necessary, but you can believe me that I will talk to whoever your insurance provider is to see if I can get your business dropped from their client list. How can you call yourself a human being; human beings have remorse and Intelligence that you are somehow lacking. I am ashamed of everyone that has played, worked, or allowed this travisty to carry on. You my friend should be locked up for the sedistic “recreation” that ya’ll are putting together. I smell big law suits if the families of the victims get a hold of this so for your own sake, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!! Oh you say that can’t sue you, well you are wrong! For even making this website they can sue you for fraud by not getting the permission of the parties involved. If you don’t quit now tell the kids that did the shooting how sick they are when you see them in hell, if they will accept a piece of dirt like you.

Insurances see a paintball facility and they are fine with it, as much as for the other paintball sites. We have remorse alright, we have remorse for the intelligence that you are somehow lacking. You’d have to understand fraud before you threaten of us committing it. We did not require permission from anyone to do anything. We asked! Everybody was wondering why we were even asking them. They didn’t care. As for those parties we’d like to know where they are so we can go have a good time also!

From: Sam Moss [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 19:51
To: [email protected]
Subject: your site
*cough* shut it down faggot *cough*
or else
Writing e-mail while the doctor is grabbing your balls, intriguing. You have moss down there? Or else what you fag? You’re the one having your balls touched by a man, fag.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 19:53
To: [email protected]
Subject: Location?

Please let me know where the field is located you sick bastard…

We are pretty sure we put up the address on the main page.

From: moist towelette [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 19:57
To: [email protected]
Subject: prices….

if this is a real paintball field, what the hell are you guys thinking? having a paintball field themed after the school shooting in columbine? hell, why dont u model one after the holocaust? huh… like have players stand in line waiting to be killed? you sick bastards. grow a brain to replace all that shit in your head. you people and anyone who plays there are at the same level as those two bastards killers. if this is a joke… do something better with your life.

We did something better with our lives, we made it a real paintball facility.

—–Original Message—–
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 20:03
To: [email protected]
Subject: sick

that is just sick…

Keep your puke to yourself.

From: todd11 [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 20:27
To: [email protected]
Subject: your field in general
THAT IS SICK.  How would you like it if you wer one of the people that was in that school or envolved in any way and heard of this?  I am a paint ball player and i find what your doing to be horible.  you should be punished for making mony off of the torture that others faced only a fiew years ago.  you give paintball a bad name.
If we were involved in such an incident we would have fucking killed the gunners with our bare hands (That’s what we did in our regular jobs before). If we were involved and heard of something like Columbine Paintball we would applaud these people for their originality, entrepreneurship as well their extraordinarily keen sense of business and marketing.

From: jeff – [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 20:40
To: [email protected]
Subject: you are one sick fucking bastard

i have personal friends who moved to my town because of school shootings. you have some fucking nerve, not only are you basically opening a basic training center for other sick fuck’s such as your self, you are also probably gonna start a whole mess of anti paintball/airsoft media.

i hope you have a good time in fucking hell.

You have personal friends? We have non-personal friends. So, we take it you are coming to train in our facility! Most excellent! I hope we’ll have a good time in hell also. We hear it’s very tropical over there.

From: c.powell [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 20:43
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your Site etc.

You people are SICK!!!!! This is highly disturbing both as a parent and as a player of paintball. what are you thinking!!!!
I hope this fails big time – it’s wrong to glorify the horrible things that happened that day.

Kim Parkinson

Perhaps it’s better to glorify how Clinton was bombing the hell out of a small country on that same day.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 20:57
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine Paintball
You are a sick, senseless human being. How could you even try to profit off the tragedy? And you call it and “experience.”
People like you make me very, very sad for the future of the human race.
Trust us, the profits we make are very much an “experience”.

From: Dan Goyette [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 20:58
To: [email protected]
Subject: hello
hello i am a paintball play i have been playing for 8 years and this garbage about columbine is fucking rediculous.  Please stop this shit if you would like to preserve our sport!
thanks alot and please change your scenario!!!!
You are a paintball play? There is no way we are changing our scenario, there is too much demand for it.

From: Kevin Maloney [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 20:59
To: [email protected]
Subject: Undignified
What you people have done is disgusting. You have taken one of the worst events in history and GLORIFIED it into some great event. Not only is it morally reprehensible, but you have completely annihilated the name of paintball. I am at a loss of words to even remotely describe the absolute disgustingness portrayed here. Think of the lives lost by the innocent kids. Think of the loved ones of the ones that were killed in that horrible event. What do you think is going through their minds when they drive by that place and see kids playing acting like they are killers, pretending they are shooting their loved ones. You have tried to take a horrible event and make it into a GAME. Sick, sick is the only word that can be related to that establishment. Burn in hell.
The name of paintball is not annihilated, we visited another facility to play and it fucking rocked and it’s very much alive.

From: Panzerr [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:01
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine Paintball Exp.

Hey, why don’t you re-create the destruction of the twin towers while you’re at it.

=You are not the first to suggest this. It is being built right now.

From: Randy Grunberg [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:03
To: [email protected]
Subject: you guys are sick

I don’t know what you sick fuck heads are planing but its people like you who make paintball look bad. You make your feild look like a fun ammesument park. Whatthe hell is your main goal in the paintball buisness?

Our main goal is to provide an original scenario that nobody else has done before and make shit-loads of money, which we are making right now.

From: AJ poo [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:04
To: [email protected]
Subject: sick
recreating columbine? that is just plain sick… I would never play at your field ever… Mixing Columbine and paintball is wrong and makes our sport (paintball) look extremely bad… people died in Columbine… Paintball people don’t die… people get shot by little balls of paint and have fun doing it with friends
you people make me sick
Nobody dies at our facility because paintball is safe. Well, one guy died choking in the bathroom when he got shot in the throat by little balls of cum while having fun doing it with friends. THAT should make you sick. Not even paintball related.

From: Hoppy [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:07
To: [email protected]
Subject: You truly are horrible people.

You are horrible insensitive people. Paintball is not about killing. And your “Columbine Experience” is only going to send a message to kids that killing is all a game. Only some form of sick perverted freak would creat a paintball field like this. Whats next the september 11th flight simulator??? You disgust me.

I thought it was the video games that sent the message to kids that killing was all a game. We don’t kill anyone in our paintball facility. Our web site does not say anywhere that we kill anyone in our GAME. Columbine Paintball, 1, video games, 0.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:17
To: [email protected]
Subject: hello about ur lil scenario games.

Hey u stupid piece of shit canadians what the hell are u running up in that screw ball country the columbine in cident is nothing to joke abot as u canadians say……Many people died in that incident and here u dumbasses go trying to recreate it………didnt kno canadians could b that stupid but u people proved me wrong………


A mad paintball player from the U.S. of freakin A!!!!!!!!!!

Didn’t know Americans could be that stupid to spend money to come up here in groups and actually play.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:17
To: [email protected]
Subject: You are both retarded and have the sensitivity of a hangmans noose.

Dear “Columbine Paintball experience”,

I am a paintball veteran of 5 years. I’ve played at literally hundreds of fields across the US and Canada and I’ve seen the worst, and the best. But it saddens me to say, without even visiting you “field”, you ha ve reached the lowest of lows. Turning a tradgedy into some twisted paintball place you call a field. The events of Columbine are nothing to make entertainment of, and I doubt any respectable paintballer wants paintball to have anything to do with it. I t’s h ard enough trying to shake off a militant, anti-social image, and your field is just making it harder. If you have any respect for the sport of paintball, or yourselves, you’ll understand where I’m coming from. On a second note, Would you appriciate som e kids pissing on your grave when you die? Because thats ,in one form or another, what you are doing. People died during Columbine, and you are making a game of it. Thats sick. There have been scenarios about WW2 battles before, but with a respectable i mage

&n bsp;[email protected]
&n bsp;Virginia, USA

We have asked ourselves if we would appreciate some kids pissing on our graves and it seems to be a consensus that we really don’t care since we will be dead anyways. Ask the victims of Columbine the same question, we are extremely confident that you will not get a response. If you think that they care, that shows how much you know about what being dead means you retard.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:18
To: [email protected]
Subject: paintball

i cant believe you would do such a thing that is pretty messed up i hope people close this place down your trying to make money off a tragedy

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:19
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine paintball

Thats really disturbing that you’d market this.  Even more disturbing is that you’d choose to try and profit from it.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:21
To: [email protected]
Subject: p:s

your makin the sport look bad. our sport is not about YOUNG KILLERS OR SWAT TEAMS . it is about teamwork. i hope you have a wonderful friggin life.

We are pretty sure the Trench Coat Mafia worked as a team, as well as the SWAT. When you see SWAT they always work in teams. Teamwork is a big part of our scenario. You are making the sport look bad with your false statements.

From: ANDY [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:23
To: [email protected]
I just hope that someone related to the Columbine tragedy sees this page and beats the living shit out of you!!!  If they do, please send me the pictures, I’d love to air the whole event out on a “I beat the shit out of some dumb mother fucker” website…
We beat the shit out of them when they came. You still want the pictures? Here is one. They though their religious robes would protect them when they trespassed on our property to attack us. We won in court by cause of self-defense.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:29
To: [email protected]
Subject: this is sick

your site field or whatever the hell u have is absolutely sickening. You make it seem like it was a proud moment in American history. You want people to relive columbine and “run for their live”. Im sure u know how it feels huh you were there right. I hope they save a nice place in hell for you and all of your buisness partners.

You are not the first to invite us to hell, however we did not think to invite our business partners before. Thanks for the suggestion! We’ll plan this trip sometime. Maybe we’ll rent a bus or something.

From: Reiko [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:33
To: [email protected]
Subject: why?
now before i even start i would like to say that i am a paintballer myself. when you thought of making this “park”  what was going through you peoples heads? did you think it would be fun to pretend to kill people! if someone shoots up a fucking shoot and says that  they got the idea from playing at your god damn park i am going to laugh my fucking ass off you heartless motherfuckers!!! think about the parents of the children that got killed or hurt in the tragedy!! if i were a parent i would fucking sue your ass!! burn in hell!!!! well its in canada… that explanes it all
We got the idea from USA where heartless motherfucker Americans went out shooting other Americans. We didn’t shoot the victims, we just got our ideas from the Americans. Since that’s what you guys like to do, we created a paintball recreation for you. So far you guys love it very much. Well, it’s the USA, that explains it all.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:33
To: [email protected]
Subject: You are sick

As a paintballer I demand that you terminate this site and this buisness, this is sick. You are giving us paintballers an incrediably BAD name, so why don’t you get your shit together and stop being sick peices of shit!

We are not sick, our health is very good. Another concerned friend, thank you! You demand? Come to our facility and terminate it yourself.

From: Ron Talcott [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:37
To: [email protected]
Subject: What’s wrong with you

What is going on with this sick joke about reliving Columbine High School?  As an American from the USA, I am outraged that you would think this if funny or reasonable for a “business.”  What in heaven’s name do you think you are doing?

Ron Talcott

Tacoma WA USA

We didn’t know you could be an American NOT from the USA. We think we are doing great business of providing loads of fun for our customers.

From: Unknown Poet [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:40
To: [email protected]
Subject: Is This Your Info?


(Columbine Paintball deleted this info to protect the innocent)

If it is, let me know, and I will tell you where you are being discussed.

Actually it’s not our information. You lose dipshit. Columbine Paintball, 1, Unknown Poet loser, 0.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:41
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

ahaha. I know your site is full of shit man. you got problems with your banner. on your banner it says, 475 Barklane, and on the top it says 445 Barklane. AHHA. Yo ur a fucking idiot you know that? But anyways, I got your IP Number, and going to have lots of fun with it! :)  I’m posting it on every hack server on the net. You name it, Astalavista, CracK Server, HaX0rZ, and of course 2LtHaX. You sick fuckers s hould go to hell. After I finish fucking up your computer, I’m going to personally go over there and beat your ass. If you think I don’t know where you live, think again. :) IP numbers show more than you can imagine.

Sorry for the confusion on the banner, we hired and American to do the banner and he fucked it up. We couldn’t leave the guy to think for himself for one minute he was such a damned sheep. We were to busy with our paying American customers to deal with this retard that made our banner. We doubt you’ll have much fun with our IP when your ISP trashes your account because you tried to hack a major ISP and hosting company. Everybody has their own ways of having fun I guess, if that’s what you call fun, well, have fun with our ISP you retard. We’re sure your fake “hacker” friends will fry your ass for getting in them in trouble with a major ISP. You can use that IP to come beat us up, however that is nowhere near our address and those offices that belong to that ISP have big nasty guards. Have fun. Nice try on the IP though. Not because you just learned about IP addresses that you know what you’re doing. You have proven yourself to be a hacker-wannabe because your brain hasn’t made the cut. We give you an “E” for “Effort”.

From: Joey Newman [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 21:46
To: [email protected]
Subject: what are you thinking?
I have been paintballing for about a year and I have always been looking for a good scenario game to play.  BUT THIS COLUMBINE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING.  inocent teachers and students were killed very gruesomly.  I can’t believe you are doing this.  you must be anti-paintball because anyone who enjoyed the sport would have a lot more respect and maturity then to recreate a horrid expirence.  What do you think the parents of victims would do if they heard of this?&nbs p; do yourselves a favor and F*CKING grow up.


From playing paintball for a year, you would know that paintball does not kill, therefore playing our scenario does not provide any gruesome experiences. If we were not grown up, we could not have built this facility.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:00
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine

Are you peaple out of your minds. Don’t you care about this sport.

No “peaple” here. We care immensely for the sport, we built a paintball facility!

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:00
To: [email protected]
Subject: don’t
please close your paintball “experience”. that is the most im-moral thing i have ever seen. i play paintball, YOU are the kind of person that gives our sport a bad reputation.
you are a very sick person. in my honest opinion, you should be helplessly shot(with a real gun) like those people who actually experienced the tragedy.
anyone that comes to your field and wants to be the “killers” should be put in a physiatric ward.
i know you won’t close your field because of my email, but maybe you should consider going to hell. at least stop advertising it as the “columbine experience”. if you want to open a legitiment paintball field then go on ahead, but this is sick.
We are not sure what “legitiment” means nor if we want our facility to be that way.

From: Bob [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:06
To: [email protected]
Subject: I can’t believe you would do this
You should be ashamed of yourself to capitalize on such a tragedy of this.  I love paintball and airsoft but you should be ashamed of yourself.
Should we be ashamed of ourselves?

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:08
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

WHAT THE FUCK????????   Do you realize how fuckin sick and twisted that is you guys are what gives paint ball a bad name. Hey Larry i got an idea lets make a Columbine paintball place im sure it wont effect anyone. Ya Bob that sounds like a good idea. You guys are fuckin dumbass’.

That’s what we said also: “What the fuck?”. Amazing how people are so concerned with their little paintball activities and have not concern for the families of the Columbine victims. You self-centered selfish dumb-asses.

From: tomdavis [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:25
To: [email protected]
Subject: what is wrong with you people
Why would you want to recreate something like this. That is kind of disturbing that someone would want to act like one of the killers. Most people don’t want to know what it is like be in a situation like this. This is something that really happend and you people are acting like it was nothing.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:39
To: [email protected]
Subject: Inquiry

You really need to stop this kind of thing. I can tell your site is fake, and that is just sick. It’s not a good thing to put up on the internet even if it is a joke. Many people may be disturbed from this. How do you think the actual victims of Cloumbine would feel if they saw this page? Please take it down, it is really inappropriate. I thank you if you do.

We are sorry, we do not know anything about “Cloumbine”.

From: Shinobi Shaw [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:39
To: [email protected]
Subject: Whoever owns or runs this website
Damn man what are you thinking! I am definately no angel but this website is kinda harsh dont you think?
Harsh only if you come in and lose.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:48
To: [email protected]
Subject: that is sick

why would u do this?  u are a sick person for re enacting columbine.

Hey! Must be the money!

From: Joshua Parsons [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:49
To: [email protected]
Subject: columbine paintball?
oh yeah bring family and friends to re-enact a HORRIBLE EVENT?!?!?!
you sicko.  your all sickos.
and no… video games do not train people to kill people you moron.  how dare you make a profit off a horrific event.
thats like profiting off 9-11 you scumbag.
The 9-11 scenarios and rides are in the works, and yes it will be like profiting from it because we will.

From: Josh Fritts [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 22:57
To: [email protected]
Subject: Is this a joke?

Is this a serious thing? Do you actually have this set up and do you actually play games that replicate Columbine? Or is this all a big joke?

This is a serious thing, as serious as the cash we get from it.

From: Matt Steele [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 23:00
To: [email protected]
Subject: paintball and how your a dumbass
Are for real? are you that stupid ? Why in the world would you want to create the columbine massacre all over again to give paintball a bad name? I know everyone is into paintball to HAVE FUN but your ‘field’ give this sport a VERY bad name and it should be closed, not to mention how the parents of the dead children would feel if they ever saw that website or heard about this crap,  NO ONE NEEDS IT.
Matt Steele
Team Wannabeez
Apparently the American freaks that enjoy it, need it. Don’t impose your minority views to the masses.

From: Eric & Denise Anderson [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 23:07
To: [email protected]
I think it is completly and utterly disgusting that a business would try to profit by reenacting the horrible events of Columbine.  As a paintball player, I can say this brings horribly wrong attention to our sport.  As a mother, I can say that this is an embarrasment to all the victims.  I don’t what the heck you’re trying to do, but the overall effect of your website is disturbing to say the least.
-Denise Anderson
Arlington, WA
It’s disturbingly popular, that’s what it is.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 23:16
To: [email protected]
Subject: interested

you guys have to be the sickest fucks ive ever seen. you should be sued for this shit! you should have to re live columbine for real. you should fucking die you sons of bitches. i hope your asses burn in hell!!!!!!!

Reliving the Columbine massacre is our business.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 23:20
To: [email protected]
Subject: Paintball

What your doing is disgousting. Your a son of a bitch for doing something like that. People like you diserve to be in jail. I prey to god your company goes outa business.


One of many paintballers disgousted in your actions.

We don’t know how we are “disgousting” you, but that sounds pretty damned nasty. Really sorry. We’d try to correct something we are doing if we understood what you are talking about.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 23:23
To: [email protected]
Subject: your ad

this kind of stuff makes all paintball players look bad. I hope you go out of business and never come back.

We are far from going out of business, we are growing like crazy. Even we did go out of business, we’ll be back.

From: L.H. [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Mar-02 23:25
To: [email protected]
Subject: re: columbine paintball
You are one sick fuck, and that page is obviously a joke. Learn something called “attention to detail”, you got alot of things wrong and it only points out the fact that you are a lousy liar, with a lousy sense of humor to boot. Get a life. Get a job. Get some morals. Get some brains. Get bent.
We have lives, including some that belong to the people who have visited us with bad intentions. We have jobs, this paintball facility gives us a pretty awesome job. In business, there are no morals. We bend down a lot while playing paintball.

From: Larry Jude [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 00:07
To: [email protected]
Subject: your site
Are you a fucking idiot? What are you thinking of posting shit like that. I am sure EVERYONE wants to be apart of this. WOW some people amaze me the nevre you have. BAD image for paintball across the country. Rest assure I am forwarding your URL to every congress office I can tonight.
You are right, everybody wants to be a part of this, and that’s why they come play. Hey, thanks! We’ll be glad to see their office employees come play by the masses!

From: tom batrick [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 00:31
To: [email protected]
Subject: Paintball

Do you realize that what you are doing is desecrating the deaths of all that were involved in this? I have played paintball for over 10 years now and I have found some things that have really appalled me but I must say, this takes the cake.

I am sure you have not tried to get this published anywhere but the Internet. No one would be fool enough to put this in his or her publication.

Do you realize that paintball has a hard enough time getting positive exposure, with people finding your site; this will not help the sport only hinder it.

I hope you will consider what I have said in this e-mail.

Montana paintball player

Tom Battrick

We are sorry if we have taken your cake and will have one shipped to you as soon as possible.

From: Matt B sisco [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 01:25
To: [email protected]


Actually we get shot in the nuts very often while playing in our facility. They swell up a lot and that’s why we have the big balls.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 03:02
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)


Our bags are clean, we wash them everyday.

From: dutdawg [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 03:34
To: [email protected]
Subject: I did read the disclaimer on the top of the page!
Cool ass site…if you ever decide to really do it ill help ref. Pretty cool how u threw the whole 9-11 plane thing in. Im sure that ticked off a few. Rock on
They are ticking like crazy.

From: Peter Harper [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 05:48
To: [email protected]
Subject: Business Ethics

Dear Sir,

Personally, as a member of the paintball community, I see that this gives paintball an even worse image than it has in the public eye already. As a member of the human race, I find your business and ideas obscene and horrible. You are profiting from the deaths of dozens of innocent lives. Have you no shame? Have you no decency? What happened on April 20th, 1999, is not something to use as a business venture. It was a horrible day in the history of the American people. What’s next, re-enacting, or as you put it, “re-living” the hijacking of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Centers, the Pentagon, and crashed in Northern Pennyslvania? Is nothing sacred? While I will no personal harm would come to you, I sincerly hope that this business fails very quickly. If you wish to contact me, my information is below.

Peter Harper
3707 Wauna Vista Dr.
Vancouver, WA, 98661

We are immensely intrigued by this “Pennyslvania”. We think it may have something to do with penises, hence our interest, especially if it’s “Northern”, which makes it all the more mysterious. Our business did not fail quickly, sorry to disappoint.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 06:15
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine

This scenario is in really poor taste. I hope for the future of paintball, you’ll change it to something that didn’t involve a massacre of innocent lives!

Thank You,

Tony C

What is of poor taste are those damned paintballs, they taste pretty disgusting. In the future we will change it to something that involved the massacre of non-innocent lives.

From: Silent Knight [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 07:01
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine Paintball

I am a Forum Moderator @ http://www.pbreview.com A forum user posted a link to your website in the “general paintball” topic, I find your site to be very very offensive, and disrespectful to americans, and to those who were directly involved with this tragedy. Looking at your hit counter I can tell that not too many people have been to your website, and I can honestly say “thank god!” I’m not sure if you guys know how much people will be mad at you people, and possibly infringe legal matters apon your paintball establishment. I understand that you guys do this as a profession… a business. But seriously, in such a business it is your responsibiliy to PROMOTE paintball in it’s most positive light so that it can grow, and develop even more then what it has become today. Many people look at paintball with a skeptical view on what it’s all about, this paintball establishment “columbine paintball” is not giving paintball a very good name at all! And with this kind of promotion, you are just asking for a lawsuit. I can assure you that as a moderator of pbreview, I will do all i can to close all threads or posts relating to your website so that the general public doesn’t have a chance to see what a negative impact this could have on the sport, and it’s future. This is a really bad idea… if you have any comment on my opinion of your ideas and views on this negative promotion of paintball, then please feel free to email me at this address.

Silent Knight (Moderator)



Moderator for PBreview

Stop by our website, and sign our guest book! www.totalchaos.uni.cc Or come and find out the lastest reviews on your favorite marker! www.pbreview.com

Perhaps if you typed “americans” without any spelling errors you would show yourself some respect as well as to the Americans. So, basically you are promoting censorship and keeping people away from making up their own minds on matters. You would make a good US government employee. We have had 273 thousand hits so far, 10 thousand visits in 2003. When you go to sleep, have yourself a silent knight.

From: DeAd-EyE [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 07:58
To: [email protected]
Subject: I did not read the disclaimer on the top of the page!
To whome it may conscren,
(Regardless of your disclaimer) This site makes a mockery of paintball and further ruins other peoples opinions of the sport. How can you concider reenacting a massacre fun and exciting? I hope your site shuts down as soon as possible. Why don’t you use your creativity for something less evil and more productive.
So far we have been very productive, as shown by our annual cash flow reports.

From: Daniel DeSmedt [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 11:48
To: [email protected]
Subject: I did not read the disclaimer on the top of the page!

I don’t care about any disclaimer, what you are doing is sick. You are trying to make money off of other people’s misfortune. You have no morals, scruples, or sympathy for the victims. I could write you volumes about what a disgusting thing you are doing, but you obviously don’t care. You ARE hurting the sport of paintball, whether you think you are or not. I am furious at you, and I cannot believe your audacity. Go ahead, laugh it off, your family wasn’t involved in the shooting, so what’s it to you? You just want to make money right? I am sure you’ll be getting a lot of e-mails like this, and few that support what you are doing. Maybe you should take a hint??? Get out of our sport and go disgrace the human race some other way.

From our profits we are taking a hint that people love it.

From: jon fart [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 13:15
To: [email protected]
Subject: The least I can say is that I am enraged.
Importance: High


I have been an avid paintballer for over two years now. When I first saw your website condoning the idea of a Columbine paintball experience, I was disgusted to say the least. At first I thought it was a big sick joke. Upon further review I found it to be legitament. I would been much happier had it been a joke. By creating this “scenario” you have given paintball an even worse rap than many already say it has. It is disturbing to me that anyone could get enjoyment from such a terrible topic tha t kil led so many innocent victims. How could this possibly seem like a good idea? For the entire paintball community I suggest that you stop this game and close down your website.


Alex Beaty

Would you be happier if you gave you a couple of free passes?

From: Sifu Lee [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 13:16
To: [email protected]
Subject: no taste

Regardless of what your motive is, I think it is REALLY in extreme bad taste. I pray this is a joke. By the looks of it you are not doing paintball ANY favors. Seems like you are purposely slamming paintball.

I hope the site goes down soon.

We are not slamming paintball, we are building it. The site didn’t go down, we had loads of cash to maintain it.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 14:29
To: [email protected]
Subject: I did not read the disclaimer on the top of the page!

lmao, I read it the second time I looked, the first time I was mad but then I was all like “ahh ahahahahahahahahahah” cuz my friends were stupid and sent you an email haha


We really appreciate their comments.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 14:46
To: [email protected]
Subject: You guys are going to hell…

I hope you guys rot in hell you dirty bastards.  That is so un beleveable that you have enough BALLS to do something like that.  I bet yo are a fucking gook or something.  I hoep you are shot to death.  I also hope that your buisness goes down the shitter.  Just to let you know, the president of Airgun Designs has reported you to FBI (no joke) and you are currentley waiting investigation.  They are going to rip you a new one.
Good luck fucking canadians
USA forever

We have the balls. Believe it. We feel sorry that you had to waste Airgun Designs’ president’s time with something that has nothing to do with the FBI. We are still waiting for anything on the investigation after over a year.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 15:42
To: [email protected]
Subject: Fagget

You guys are gay. No wonder Canadia is such a craptastic country and the people from it are numb nutted tards.

Look who is gay, using AOL.

From: Bob Micalister [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 16:03
To: [email protected]
Subject: Why Not?

Why don’t you think a plane crashed into the pentagon on 9-11, I am just curious. I want to see what evidence you have that this did not happen. I just curious let me know if you can come up with anything.



Look for the proof yourself, you’ll find it.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 16:58
To: [email protected]
Subject: YOUR SICK

That is the most disguting thing i have ever seen in my life.  you should be locked up, and not in a jail, in a mental institution.  b/c if you believe for one minute that people get entertainment out of that, you have some serious problems.  i am a paintball player, and its people like you that give our sport a bad name.  BTW, i am wondering, along with a bunch of other people, what did you mea n abo ut a plane crashing into the pentagon, a plane really did.  can you elaborate?

Sorry to have “disguted” you. We didn’t want things to hurt that much. You should be concerned with the KIND of plane that crashed into the Pentagon.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 18:20
To: [email protected]
Subject: I did read the disclaimer on the top of the page!

who my friend is laughing?

WE are.

From: John Gregory [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 18:22
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your site wins the WORST paintball site award

For all of us who love paintball, your site is just the kind of sick-o mentality that gives a great sport a bad name. Clean it up. Do you really need a buck that bad?

R Greogry

John Gregory

The more bucks we make, the more we want.

From: Brian Miller [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 18:56
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine Paintball

eat shit and burn in hell you evil mother fuckers.  This is the most
vile and terrible thing i have ever seen.  Its too bad you werent
there when it really happened so you could get your fucking face
blown off with a mac-10.  The fact that you make money exploiting a
tragedy sickens me. may you rot in hell

We wanted to get a suntan in hell, but no go so far as to rot.

From: Dan phakos [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 19:21
To: [email protected]
Subject: YOUR SITE
Wtf is wrong with you? YOu are a horrible man, jeesus, my fuckin brother was killed at columbine, what the hell are you doing? shit, i miss him so much, i think heartless people like you should think even though you dont have brains.
Phil maxim,
PS. may my brother’s spirit rest in peace
Come play the scenario with us, it will be fun and you can forget your misery for a while.

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 20:20
To: [email protected]
Subject: this is retarded

hey i paintball a lot and i have to disagree with this scenario. this is one of the worst ideas ever and it will make paintball look like it was the whole reason the shooting occured. i think if u go through with this that u should not be allowed to paintball anymore. and for ur sake u better hope i never see u at a field or around town or i will personally beat the living piss out of u. thats all i have to say

The reason why the shooting occurred is because of Doom, not paintball. We didn’t know piss was alive though, thanks for the info.

From: Matt Cook [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 4-Mar-02 22:14
To: [email protected]
Subject: what are you doing?

This site is one of the sickest, most off color jokes I’ve ever seen. It is a joke right? You aren’t actually playing paintball reinacting columbine? You people should be locked up just for having a site like this. And you expect anyone to be able to play paintball at all in a couple years with site like this?

It’s been a couple of years and people are still playing paintball.

From: Ryan Phillips [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 3-Apr-02 23:29
To: [email protected]
Subject: Field
You sure have an interesting field setup. Would you give me our phone number so I can get some more info? Thank you.
You did not give us your phone number, so we cannot give you your phone number.

From: [email protected]
Sent: October 4, 2002 00:18
To: [email protected]
Subject: I would like to know more about Columbine Paintball joke page

This is the single most tasteless and disgusting thing I have ever seen. Whats next, a recreation of the holocaust perhaps?

You should be ashamed of yourselves…and I can assure you that no one from any group I am associated with will be caught within 300 miles of this repulsive display.

Shame on you.

Here is another site you might find repulsive. I would not like to be singled out on the weeb.   Check this out : http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

A recreation of the holocaust would be too large a project to collect 6 or 7 million Jews for the recreation. Even if we only collected 800’000 Jews which is actually the correct number of victims in the holocaust (according to recent studies, and the number is the absolute maximum with exaggeration), it still would be too much for a life-like recreation..

How can someone be within 300 miles of a web site? And how are you going to keep them away?

From: Jake McClure [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 30-Oct-02 13:52
To: [email protected]
Subject: I would like to know more about Columbine Paintball joke page

This is the worst joke I have ever seen.
Shame on you Canadians!

Holy shit dude, if this is the worst you have seen, you should go out more! Shameful to have a sense of humour? Doubtful.

From: Jarrod Johnson [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 31-Oct-02 16:26
To: [email protected]
Subject: Columbine Paintball

You are a sick fuck and I will make sure to tell everyone on the net NOT to visit your site. I can’t believe you would actually make something like that. People like you that give paintball a bad name. Not to mention its just plain disrespectful to all the people from Columbine and the people who died in the shootings.

Our health is very good, thanks. If you tell everyone to NOT come to the site, what do you think they will do you dumb fuck? They will come see the site. Thanks for the free publicity, we’ll just have more players come in and enjoy themselves. The people who give paintball a bad name are people like YOU. If you have not figured out why, you deserve the Bush administration.

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