Last Emails

  • Awesome! You've actually encouraged me to go paintballing with the family :)
    Mar 21, 2010
    Author : scenario paintball gear E-mail : definitionofc4@yahoo.com URL    : http://www.reddirtpaintball.com Awesome! You've actually encouraged me to go paintballing with the family :) Glad to unite families! -TeamPaint
  • I will tell you what you have
    Feb 7, 2010
    Author : Katie  E-mail : kdaniels847@yahoo.com Comment: I will tell you what you have. You have a very common disease, sadly you have it to the extreme. It's called exploiting. You are using one of the most disgusting, tragic, and HORRIBLE situations America has experienced and saying "hey, we'll re-create it! fun huh?" It's like someone re-creating the gas chambers of world war two, or the torture chambers. ...
  • How many emails?
    Dec 25, 2009
    tim@wannafoo.com 2009/12/25 at 4:00am Guys, how many emails will it take before you will accept that your product is in extremely bad taste and disrespectful to the dead and the survivors? It will take as many emails as necessary. ...
  • You must have known some people would love this or you wouldnt have created it
    Oct 21, 2009
    Author : Tempe E-mail : orbital1981@gmail.com Comment: You must have known some people would love this or you wouldnt have created it.It might encourage young people to think violence is cool. ...
  • Hope it works out the way you want it too
    Oct 21, 2009
    Author : paintball sniper E-mail : bland613@yahoo.com URL    : http://thepaintballsniper.com/ Comment: Hope it works out the way you want it too. I think it can be a good thing if it is done respectfully. ...
  • paintball gun parts
    Oct 20, 2009
    From: Lucy Xiong [mailto:lucypaintball@yahoo.cn] Sent: October-20-09 9:54 PM To: paintballininquiry@columbinepaintball.com Subject: paintball gun parts 16"Barrel-Shroud:USD6.5/pc Tippmann A5 Tactical stock:USD8/pc HP Filling  Station :USD20. ...
  • ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS?
    Oct 20, 2009
    Author : Paul  gilligansdisciples@yahoo.com URL    : http://www.gilligansdisciples.com Comment: ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS? The Columbine shooting was a horrible event. I'm a serious paintballer myself, and love my sport, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEOPLE! You're glorifying a terrible event that we would rather forget than relive. ...
  • your idea
    May 9, 2005
    From: Chris [mailto:conman858@comcast.net] Sent: May-09-05 5:57 PM To: infopaint@columbinepaintball.com Subject: your idea Very creative. great idea to play paintball in a building/ school setting. ...
  • address
    May 9, 2005
    From: Iona [mailto:kryptonite_tha@hotmail.com] Sent: May-09-05 11:12 AM To: infopaint@columbinepaintball.com Subject: address This address does not exist.  So is this a real place or just a fake website? We use the address, therefore it exists. ...
  • Hilarious
    Apr 25, 2004
    From: Atomic-Design [mailto:balsagoth@atomic-design.com] Sent: April-25-04 9:45 PM To: funpaint@columbinepaintball.com Subject: Hilarious I absolutely love the site.  Not only is the idea absolutely hilarious, but it sounds like fun!  I'm not sure if I want to be the Mafia or the innocent students. ...
  • More Realism
    Apr 25, 2004
    From: Erich Raasch-Wainscott [mailto:EliteSoldat@herzeleid.net] Sent: April-25-04 9:09 PM To: funpaint@columbinepaintball.com Subject: More Realism You should consider using simunition (www.simunition. ...
  • man o man, you guys are sick
    Apr 23, 2004
    From: InterceptorVic@aol.com [mailto:InterceptorVic@aol.com] Sent: April-23-04 5:28 PM To: funpaint@columbinepaintball.com Subject: (no subject) man o man, you guys are sick Our doctor says otherwise, that we are very healthy. ...
  • Columbine
    Apr 23, 2004
    From: MJuneSeelye@aol.com [mailto:MJuneSeelye@aol.com] Sent: April-23-04 12:00 PM To: funpaint@columbinepaintball.com Subject: Columbine This in my opinion is  really sick, An anybody who plays the game is even sicker!!!!!! Anybody who plays the game has to be healthy, the sick are not able to play. ...
  • Re: I hope you read this and react to it.
    Apr 22, 2004
    From: GlassCrosses@aol.com [mailto:GlassCrosses@aol.com] Sent: April-22-04 10:21 AM To: GlassCrosses@aol.com; 1stumc@cmsinter.net; Alan_flowers@hotmail.com; TrMaAlex@aol.com; danjesashy@excite.com; pastorryan@prescottfmc. ...
  • You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Apr 21, 2004
    From: MattElliott76@aol.com [mailto:MattElliott76@aol.com] Sent: April-21-04 8:46 PM To: funpaint@columbinepaintball.com Subject: (no subject) You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!! What disease do we have???????????????????? -TeamPaint

celebration of the 5 year anniversary

From: MalficentBeauty@aol.com [mailto:MalficentBeauty@aol.com]
Sent: April-20-04 6:02 AM
To: funpaint@columbinepaintball.com
Subject: celebration of the 5 year anniversary

FANTASTIC SITE!  I was a freshman at Columbine High School when the shooting occurred five years ago.  I knew it would be something that I could look back at one day and laugh, but I had no idea it would be so soon!  I’d love to meet you in person (things are just too impersonal over e-mail. It’s much more effective to share these things while looking the other person in the eye).  Your idea, however, is absolutely brilliant.  On April 20th 1999, I was in the North East part of the building, on the other side of the school from the cafeteria and library, so I missed out on most of the action.  I feel that playing Columbine Paintball as one of the students, I will be able to understand some of the things that the people I knew were feeling in the moments before they were killed.  Its so funny to think that I am twenty years old now. Those kids never lived to be twenty, but if they were here now, I’m sure they’d be laughing right along with me! Keep up the good work!

We think it’s a nice site also!

We are glad that you can now laugh about it. It is all part of the healing process.

We would also like to meet you in person, we can use your information to refine our recreation.

We also think it’s brilliant. Come and re-live the experience and get a sense of what the people involved were feeling.

We will keep up the good work, keep up the good shooting!


-TeamPaint


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Various Comment and Questions

From: James Medaugh [mailto:jam6674@netscape.net]
Sent: April-20-04 3:05 AM
To: funpaint@columbinepaintball.com
Subject: Various Comment and Questions

Whats Up CPB,

I have a few questions to ask you guys as well as kind of a statement about my overall feeling.  First I wanna know if you guys sell paint in more than 100 increments cuz i usually blow about 2000 a day so I was wondering if there is any kind of bulk pricing.  Also, I was wondering if you can give us any kind of discount because me and a couple of my buddies that are planning to come up are students from there and I was actually there so if I could do some consulting work with you we can get some dollars knocked off that price.  As a “victim” of the tragedy im pretty ok with you guys cuz what everyone doesn’t understand is that we columbine students get A LOT of shit from all over the place about the shooting and eventually you just stop to care because you just recognize that everyone who trys to make fun of it are just assholes.  If you guys are for real then I have no quarrel at all and in fact I would like to join you guys up there and shoot some trench coat fucks for my classmates that aren’t there anymore.

-J

We can sell you any amount of paint balls in just about any increments. We’ll make you a deal. If you want to contribute to Columbine Paintball, you are more than welcome.

We are for real, we would be honored to have you at our paintball facility. Come on over and shoot whoever you want!


-TeamPaint



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